I just picked my favorites from Mental Floss [http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/19662]. Here's their rationale:
" A big part of the fun on Halloween is to dress your children in costumes you would never wear yourself. Sooner or later, they will rebel and let you know in no uncertain terms that they will not be seen in public in your fantasy getup. Even if they aren’t embarrassed, there may be vision or mobility problems with an elaborate costume. So make those fantasies happen while your child is a helpless infant, unable to say no."
Ha, ha, ha!
If you figure out how to do better with your own helpless young ‘uns, post them here. Now, if I could only get my 22 year old into a lobster pot. The screams, the hysteria, the photo-ops, the fun!
Next up: Mom as a Whoopie Cushion
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